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The Invitation
Paced like a TV show with a writers room on autopilot, The Invitation behaves as if it has all the time in the world. It’s about vampires, so taking it slow, there not being any real rush, entire centuries of time to kill and all that are obviously part of the idea. But even so… couldn’t it just get a move on! It’s another case of Nathalie Emmanuel having all the gifts except the one of choosing her next project wisely. She plays the modern American miss – democratically inclined, nose-ring-sporting, open, self-reliant, struggling – who is whisked away to England to meet a long-lost branch of the family she never knew she … Read more
The Barnabáš Kos Case
Prime Czech New Wave, The Barnabáš Kos Case (Prípad Barnabáš Kos) is a satire about a system that cannot recognise it’s gone wrong and cannot autocorrect because there are no mechanisms – a free press, for instance – to point out failure. Instead of fixing things, in its paranoia it doubles down on its decision. This, the detailing of the unhealthy doubling down, is one of the key reasons why director Peter Solan’s film deserves to be seen. Flying beneath the political radar, its story is superficially about a lowly triangle player who is quite by accident made into the musical director of the orchestra he plays in. At first the pathologically meek … Read more
The Doorman
There are good things and bad things in The Doorman, a Die Hard retread that hands the Bruce Willis role to Ruby Rose, the onetime model and TV presenter who made her name in Orange Is the New Black and has played Batwoman with some aplomb in TV shows Supergirl, The Flash, Arrow and, unsurprisingly, Batwoman. She is one of the good things. The character she plays a bit less so. In a pre-credits sequence we see Rose’s Sergeant Ali trying and failing to protect an American diplomat and her daughter while on active duty in Romania. Both mother and daughter die in an armed ambush and Ali is traumatised as a result. … Read more
The Harder They Fall
The Harder They Fall is Humphrey Bogart’s farewell movie. He’d been diagnosed with oesophageal cancer not long before shooting started and knew he didn’t have long to live. Though he looks tired and ill, it doesn’t affect his performance. In fact it probably enhances it. Careworn individuals being something of a Bogart speciality. In a version of the character he’d been playing since The Maltese Falcon made him a superstar and Casablanca reinforced it, Bogart is a journalist down on his luck who is hired by a boxing promoter to puff his boy to the heavens and turn him into a champion. This in spite of the fact that the kid cannot fight, … Read more
The Return
As you will know from reading your Homer, after his victory at the battle of Troy, the warrior king Odysseus got waylaid on his journey home to Ithaca. Instead of taking weeks, Odysseus’s voyage lasted years. There was many a mythical adventure en route. Hence, yes, the word “odyssey”. The Return picks up the story as the last section of The Odyssey did, with Odysseus finally washed up half-dead on his troubled native island. Grizzled, battle-scarred and bewildered, he is taken in by a swineherd, where he licks his wounds and mentally regroups before eventually heading off towards his palace disguised as a beggar. Surely he will re-assert himself as king? Surely things … Read more
Cruising
When William Friedkin died in 2023, aged 87, the obituaries talked of the director of The Exorcist and the man who gave us The French Connection. The Boys in the Band, his groundbreaking film from 1970, which took dramas about gay men into the mainstream, got some bandwidth, as did Sorceror, his remake of Clouzot’s 1953 classic The Wages of Fear, which has gained in reputation ever since it was released in 1977. Cruising not so much. Or if it was mentioned it was usually in passing, as the controversial film that ended Friedkin’s time at the top. In fact Sorceror had already done that. The title had confused people thinking they were … Read more
Between Us aka Entre Nous
Lesbian ladies undone by dastardly male alert! Between Us (Entre Nous in the original French) is a strangely not-quite-there tale of two young women and one awful man, done as a mix of cautionary thriller and soft-edged erotica. As the action opens, fragrant, pretty and broke Elodie and Laetitia are realising that they need a third person in their apartment to cover the bills and so decide to advertise for someone. And along they come, the hopefuls, in the standard movie-montage process of interviewing the awfuls. The film proper starts at the point when the successful candidate, Simon, emerges as the best of the bunch and moves in. The ideal guy, on paper … Read more
Four Sided Triangle
Four Sided Triangle is a British B movie from 1953. That’s two if not three knocks against it straight away. Look it up in the books and you’ll see it generally doesn’t get very good reviews. And yet it’s a really interesting film from all sorts of approaches. It’s a kind of tweedy Frankenstein story, set in the bucolic English countryside, and introduced by a decent chap, a local doctor (James Hayter) who with rounded vowel sounds and in a voice like warm gravel recounts the story of two boys and a girl. Perhaps Robin and Bill were rivals for Lena’s affection even as kids, the flashback structure tells us, before Dr Harvey … Read more
The Parenting
Brian Cox apparently gets a bit sick of being asked in interviews about Succession and playing Logan Roy, which might explain his presence in The Parenting, a film unafraid to do jokes about projectile vomiting alongside a whole slew (spew?) of gags revived from the era of gross-out comedy. Look, this says, I’m an actor, now doing something completely different, alright, because that’s what acting is. Craig Johnson is the director and Kent Sublette the writer, but it’s the Farrelly or Wayans brothers who really preside over this movie – comedy done with a wink and a how-low-can-you-go chuckle. It’s a Meet the Parents set-up. Rohan (Nik Dodani) and Josh (Brandon Flynn) are … Read more
Claire’s Knee
In many ways the perfect French movie, French-movie cliché even, 1970’s Claire’s Knee (Le genou de Claire) is one of Éric Rohmer’s most celebrated works and is a good place to start if you want to dig into his back catalogue. One of the key voices of the French New Wave, Rohmer regularly banged out films from the mid 1950s until, in 2007, old age forced him to step back. Unlike other old dogs of the New Wave (Godard springs to mind), right to the end Rohmer’s newest offerings were still consistently putting bums on seats. It’s the perfect and cliched – archetypal, if you like – French film because it has the elements … Read more
Grand Theft Hamlet
Though the title almost does all the explaining you’ll ever need, to spell it out in a full sentence Grand Theft Hamlet is an attempt to stage the Shakespeare play Hamlet inside the online version of Grand Theft Auto. The background. It’s the third Covid lockdown in the UK and husband and wife Sam Crane, a theatre director, and Pinny Grylls, a documentary maker, are suddenly workless and at home cooling their heels. He’s a bit of a console jockey. She isn’t. Inspired by a comment from their kids about a YouTube gamer going by Dream (31.9 million subscribers as I type) who’s been staging performances inside Minecraft, they wonder if they can … Read more
The Vampires Night Orgy
There is no sign of an orgy in The Vampires Night Orgy, that snippet of trivia on the IMDb does not lie. Nor is there very much in the way of vampires. Which leaves the Night bit of the title with quite a bit to do. This horror movie, no surprise, from Spain was made in 1973, when sex, horror and arthouse cohabited in a lot of European movies. It’s hideously dubbed, as was also often the case, and it was originally served up in two forms: the tame one for domestic consumption and the “nude export version”, which is the one you are likely to find, especially if it’s flying by its … Read more
