It Ends

Tyler lying on the ground in despair

Chalk up another success to the University of YouTube. Alexander Ullom shot (and reshot and reshot) It Ends with the intention of debuting it on the world’s biggest video-sharing platform, though in the end a more traditional distributor stepped up for his ingeniously conceived “hangout horror”. Now, Ullom finds himself being talked about in the same breath as YouTube graduates like Curry Barker (Obsession), Kyle Edward Ball (Skinamarink) and Kane Parsons (Backrooms). Not a bad cohort. The basic set-up for Ullom’s film is dead simple. A group of old friends who haven’t seen each other in a while pile into a car and set off on the long drive home. As time goes … Read more

The Nudist Story

Bob and sister-in-law Carol in the pool

I believe that no less an authority than The Guardian called The Nudist Story “the Citizen Kane of nudist films”. This 1960 British cheapie goes by a variety of other titles, some more sniggery than others. In order of ascending levels of smut, alongside the sober-sounding Five Acres, there is the titillating Pussycats Paradise and, taking the prize for innuendo, For Members Only. Take your pick. Made in conjunction with the British Sunbathing Association (now there’s a valiant and hopeful name) and the Sunlanders Youth Group, it’s an advert for naturism sold as a drama about a nudist camp under threat from the developers. A “save the orphanage” drama, with breasts. The action … Read more

Super Troopers 3

Farva with clenched fist, bared teeth and an epi-pen sticking out of his neck

So, Super Troopers 3, the third film in 25 years about cops who like to dick about, by Broken Lizard, a comedy troupe who met at college in 1989 and have stuck together ever since, dicking about. First things first, it’s funny. Not coherently funny, not relentlessly funny and not ever knowingly intellectually funny. In fact it’s regularly funny in ways you’ll possibly not be proud of later. But I sat in a darkened preview screening and chortled away repeatedly. Actually surprising myself. Since it’s number three and the distributor was selling it hard (pizza and drinks!), I was primed for a barrel-scraping and, yes, there was a bit of that going on. … Read more

Die Katze aka The Cat

Probek with a rifle

Lovers of a cool, well-planned heist, and a cool well-planned heist movie could do a lot worse than looking up Die Katze (The Cat), a big hit in Germany in 1988 which failed to ripple much elsewhere. More fool elsewhere. It’s stylish too, and slightly offbeat, starting with opening credits featuring a man and woman indulging in languid lovemaking to Eric Burdon singing the film’s theme song – Good Times (“When I think of all the good times that I’ve wasted having good times”). Titles over and ejaculation achieved, the man immediately moves to pick up his shirt. His female partner is obviously unfulfilled. We’ve met our antihero – a guy who hasn’t … Read more

Someone Dies!

Joseph Graham as the Detective

As genres go, sci-fi is a hard one to pull off on a low budget. Not as tough as historical drama maybe, but tough all the same. Someone Dies! is proof it can be done. Highly ingenious, it’s one of those no-fi movies where everyone has 12 jobs, a real sense of chaos prevails and there’s the constant impression that things could all fall apart at any minute. Time travel is the sub-genre. And if the first questions you’d ask if you went time-travelling for real would be “Where am I?” and “Who are these people?”, that’s exactly what Justin Petty’s film does, and keeps doing, pretty much all the way to the … Read more

Emil and the Detectives

Emil (left) and his detectives

Though Erich Kästner’s 1929 novel has never been out of print, this first of many adaptations of Emil and the Detectives is chiefly remembered these days as a vehicle for Billy (here billed as Billie) Wilder. He’s the only writer listed on screen, though the IMDb includes Kästner himself as well as Emerich Pressburger as collaborators. It’s a story about children being thrillingly set free to roam unimpeded in the world of adults, seen though the eyes of Emil, maybe 11 or so, who is packed off alone on a train to Berlin by his poor, struggling mother. She’s given him 140 Marks – maybe a month’s income – to give to his … Read more

The Flesh People

Close-up of Ricky's bandaged head

Weird and matter of fact, gory and yet sweet, The Flesh People has a unique vibe, mixing satire and gonzo comedy, a touch of Mel Brooks – Young Frankenstein era – with hallucinogenic fancy, and a strange, odd-couple pairing at its centre that’s inspired in terms of casting and playing. It’s the bizarro adventure of two people thrown together by economic circumstance. Ricky (Jorge Carrión Álvarez) is a failed medical student who moves in with Geraldine (Louise Heller), an actress whose glory days at the very fringes of Broadway are long behind her and who now survives by letting out a room in her filthy New York apartment. Now, in her anecdotage, Geraldine spends … Read more

Eye of the Needle

Faber holds up a key

The hero is not and cannot be the hero, this is the circle Donald Sutherland cannot quite square in Eye of the Needle, the film that got director Richard Marquand noticed by George Lucas, who gave him the Return of the Jedi gig after watching it. Being British and non-union undoubtedly helped Marquand a fair bit – Lucas was horns-locked with the Directors Guild of America at the time. But both men also shared an admiration for Alfred Hitchcock – there is a read-across from here to the Star Wars franchise. Sutherland plays Faber, an undercover Nazi agent collecting information on the south coast of England as D-Day approaches. Code-named the Needle – because he … Read more

I Swear

John and Dottie laughing

For anyone who remembers watching John’s Not Mad, the breakthrough TV documentary about John Davidson, a young British man with severe Tourette’s syndrome, I Swear is more of the same – a supportive and tender film about a man walking about with a neurological glitch that makes him tic uncontrollably, swear inappropriately and say all the wrong things at the wrong times. The condition is often, to the outsider, very funny, it must be said. John’s Not Mad knew this – what a joy it was to watch a TV show in prim 1989 primetime with F bombs detonating all over the place. I Swear knows it too. It opens with a grown-up … Read more

Tchao Pantin aka So Long, Stooge

Lambert with a cigarette

It’s a lousy title, in English anyway. So Long, Stooge – Tchao Pantin in the original French. Might be better as See You, Loser? Anyhow, it’s a rather unusual sort of film – part one a love story of sorts, part two a revenge thriller – tied together by Coluche, a French comedy actor way off his turf here. Coluche took the gig because he needed to pay the taxman but the choice of roles turns out to be inspired. His knack for a particularly French sort of shrugging deadpan serves him well, especially in the first half, when his Lambert first meets and befriends Youssef Bensoussan (Richard Anconina), an Arab street dude on … Read more

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